Vicariism in a bottle

I don't think I'll be able to maintain any kind of interest in the primaries anymore, especially since my state is over and done. I've suddenly made the realization that this whole thing is like the previews before the movie... seriously, who cares? When the two candidates are finally selected and finally get to the real meat of their campaign platforms, I'll pay attention again.



Hillary won Florida. I can't say I'm too surprised. And for the record, I'm not calling her by her first name because of some misogynistic agenda. Every time I hear "Clinton" I think of Bill, so this is my way of differentiating between the power couple.



Alas, Edwards is out of the race. He didn't even win South Carolina, his home state. No word yet on who he's endorsing. I'm hoping he gets the Vice President slot when that time comes.

Shanky's on the long road to Kenya. But the long road has also been good to him. Check him out.

I'm so jealous.